Hey Dick!

Larry Colonie doesn’t bite his tongue — and he never holds back. This tee puts that energy front and center with a bold, unapologetic design that says exactly what it means. No polish. No corporate filter. Just raw personality, sharp humor, and zero concern for being politically correct.

The vintage-style lettering frames the iconic image in a way that feels old-school, confrontational, and unmistakably LC. It’s the kind of shirt that gets laughs, double-takes, and conversations started — whether people love it or hate it.

Printed on the same premium, soft-feel fabric as the previous releases, this shirt is comfortable, breathable, and built for everyday wear while maintaining strong print clarity over time.

If you know Larry Colonie, you already get it. If you don’t — this shirt introduces him loud and clear.

Details:

Same premium material and fit as previous Larry Colonie tees

Soft, lightweight, and breathable

High-quality front graphic print

Unisex fit

Designed for comfort, durability, and maximum attitude

Not for everyone. Exactly the point.

A soft, breathable cotton tee made for everyday wear with a bold, vintage-inspired graphic. The lightweight Bella Canvas fabric sits comfortably against the skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. The design features an old-school gothic type treatment and a centered portrait-style image that reads like an in-joke between friends — it’s meant to spark laughs and start conversations wherever you wear it. Built with thoughtful details like a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape for shape retention, and a tear-away label for comfort, this shirt balances playful attitude with reliable construction. Wear it to casual hangouts, weekend errands, or meetups where you want to show off a cheeky sense of humor and nostalgia.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail/crew neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape
- Side seams for improved structure and fit retention
- High-quality printing options (DTF or DTG depending on provider) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; responsibly manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean