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If you don’t — this shirt introduces him loud and clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame premium material and fit as previous Larry Colonie tees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, lightweight, and breathable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-quality front graphic print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for comfort, durability, and maximum attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot for everyone. Exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable cotton tee made for everyday wear with a bold, vintage-inspired graphic. The lightweight Bella Canvas fabric sits comfortably against the skin and layers easily under jackets or over long sleeves. The design features an old-school gothic type treatment and a centered portrait-style image that reads like an in-joke between friends — it’s meant to spark laughs and start conversations wherever you wear it. Built with thoughtful details like a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape for shape retention, and a tear-away label for comfort, this shirt balances playful attitude with reliable construction. Wear it to casual hangouts, weekend errands, or meetups where you want to show off a cheeky sense of humor and nostalgia.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Retail\/crew neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for improved structure and fit retention\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality printing options (DTF or DTG depending on provider) for crisp, detailed graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; responsibly manufactured\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":51457033699624,"sku":"20710569809300860220","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51457033732392,"sku":"49010592244022571379","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":51457033765160,"sku":"20162728540108427197","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51457033797928,"sku":"30353825469614326409","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":51457033830696,"sku":"21049557667428671911","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51457033863464,"sku":"53659224000575631897","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":51457033896232,"sku":"11713064133063936952","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51457033929000,"sku":"31781411150145199813","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":51457033961768,"sku":"91878570975524639083","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51457033994536,"sku":"11631018465307980408","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":51457034027304,"sku":"51771280075428478263","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":51457034060072,"sku":"10346338009634001321","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":51457034092840,"sku":"71165662076236718410","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":51457034125608,"sku":"32692375527397565370","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/6876\/7784\/files\/4856119274119882452_2048.jpg?v=1771776327","url":"https:\/\/larrycolonie.com\/products\/hey-dick-vintage-portrait-graphic-tee","provider":"Larry Colonie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}